Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on
things i’ve heard english majors say pt. 7
-I love friends-to-lovers for a reason I am definitely avoiding getting to the bottom of
-Is it the trauma we didn’t know we had preventing us from being able to write successful, passionate, two-sided love stories?
NO NEED TO BE SO LOUD, DAMN
-having good title game is such a flex
-everything I do is just a contortion to avoid writing plot
-your draft hints at “trauma makes us stronger,” …. that’s a little black widow, don’t you think?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SLUT
-Avant garde is the best guard
-too bad you can’t write a sport training montage. Those things are fucking orgasmic.
-what horrible fun it is to be in charge of my own capabilities
-you use sharpie gel pens? What the fuck?
-okay real writers don’t share their word count. If you tell your whole history class that your book is at 40k words, one, most won’t know what that is, and two, you’re the worst
thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity
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Thanks to tireless research by a team of scientists, we now know Avengers: Infinity War (2018) was a work of fiction.
you will NEVER fucking guess what the first song is on the wikipedia page for “list of diss tracks”
Hi, guys!
As you may know, I am Ukrainian. I live in Kyiv. I have lived here since I was born and I love my country with my whole heart.
I see a lot of misinformation under the tag "Ukraine". Most of it comes from American people, who try to explain the conflict in their own words. They can't. It's impossible to explain if you haven't lived here. There are too many influences on this conflict. You keep looking from an american perspective, which is not crucial in understanding the conflict.
For example, have you ever had you language forbidden? Like straight up forbidden by the law? It happened to Ukrainian language a lot of times thought our history. And who did it? The Russian Empire. And it's not the end of it. The genocides, the assimilation, the deportation. Have you even researched Ukrainian history?
You do not uplift Ukrainian voices enough. And you should if you care about what's happening. If you don’t do it, you're just doing a performance of your support and activism.
Lucky for you, I am a Ukrainian person! And I am DYING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. I scored 191/200 points on my graduation exam in history, so you can suppose I know something about Ukrainian history.
If you stand for Ukraine, uplift Ukrainian voices. Educate yourself. Learn Ukrainian history. Ask Ukrainian people








